One of the best shows on TV right now and certainly the best written one is The Big Bang Theory. The story as most know revolves around best friends Leonard and Sheldon and their weird sidekicks Raj and Howard. The show is a massive hit all over the world but the main attraction is the brilliantly created character Sheldon Cooper. Emmy winner Jim Parsons who has brought the character to life is the heart and soul of the show and below you will find some of his hillarious quotes:
SHELDON COOPER QUOTES:
Leonard: We bought home Indian food, and I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I’m undergoing stress, good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also curry is a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that a clean colon is, one less thing to worry about.
Sheldon: Leonard, I’m no expert here but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
Leslie Winkle: Hello, dummy.
Sheldon Cooper: Hello, insufficiently intelligent person.
Leslie Winkle: Ooh, send me to the burn unit.
Leonard Hofstadter: [wants Sheldon to leave because he has a date] Nevertheless I have one now, and I’d appreciate it if you’d, you know, make yourself scarce.
Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can’t be accurately be measured by normal tests. How much scarcer could I be?
Penny: Why don’t you see a movie or something?
Sheldon: Alone?
Penny: Yeah, why not?
Sheldon: What if I choke on my popcorn, who will administer the Heimlich maneuver?
Penny: Well, then don’t order popcorn.
Sheldon: No popcorn at the movies? Listen to yourself.
Sheldon: Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.
Zack: One question. How can you be sure it won’t blow up?
Leonard Hofstadter: The laser?
Zack: The moon!
Sheldon Cooper: See, now this is a man for Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter: That’s a great question, Zack!
Sheldon Cooper: No, it’s not!
Penny: Sheldon, play nice.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, it’s not a great question! How could someone possibly think we’re going to blow up the moon? *That’s* a great question.
Penny: Has Leonard ever been involved with someone who wasn’t a braniac?
Sheldon Cooper: Well, a few years ago, he did go out with a woman who had a Ph. D. in French literature.
Penny: How is that not a braniac?
Sheldon Cooper: Well, for one thing, she was French. For another, it was literature.
Penny: Sheldon, can I ask you a question?
Sheldon: Well, I would prefer that you didn’t but I won’t go so far as to forbid it.
Penny: …Okay, I heard ‘yes’.
Sheldon: So? How was your date?
Leonard: Awesome!
Sheldon: Score one for liquor and poor judgment.